Making egotism cool again.
The greatest LinkedIn Recommendation I have ever received.
Scott Jon Siegel is the finest teddybear picnic organizer the world has ever seen. The man understands the difference between fluffy teddybears and dressy teadybears and how that affects what you want to bring to the picnic.
As I learned, it turns out fluffy teddybears get so cuddly on a diet of marshmallows and gum drops. Dressy teddybears require more champagne and caviar. Sometimes they have to look down upon the fluffy teddybears with their monocole or hit them with their cane. Mr. Siegel understands this and comes prepared with the correct items for a perfect teddybear picnic.
Scott Jon Siegel’s greatest asset is not his ability to identify optimal seating patterns at Teddybear picnic (hint: you don’t sit the Mama Grizzly Teddybear near the Dainty Teddybear) but actually his ability to perform teddybear CPR (he is the only one in the world who can make this claim). See, teddybears are secretly a violent bunch and teddybear picnics, especially by the lake, usually end up in one group of teddybears trying to snuff out the other group by drowning or choking them. By using teddybear CPR Scott Jon Siegel is able to maintain a death rate of only 63% during an average teddybear picnic. The next best teddybear picnic organizer in the world has a death rate of over 75%. The numbers speak for themselves.
I wholeheartedly recommend Scott Jon Siegel as a teddybear picnic organizer. He will turn your event from huggable to loveable. And you’ll be the talk of the town. Hire him today!
— Manveer Heir, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted as a Recommendation for my job as Teddybear Picnic Organizer at PopCap Games.
![TO: Scott SiegelFROM: Yuji NakaDATE: June 19, 1993
Dear Scott,
I am sorry for my late reply, and thank you for sending me your report. I feel honored that you chose me for your report. I was so exited [sic] to read it!
You want to be a game designer, don’t you? Then, let me give you some tips. Please do not stay at home only playing video games, but play outside, and try to get any information you could find. It will help you when your dreams come true!
Again, thank you very much for your support. If you have any comments on our games, or any ideas for new games, please feel free to write me again.
Please say hello to your great father.
Sincerely,Yuji Naka
Vice President
Sega Technical Institute](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7zwige8E1qeo0tjo1_500.jpg)
TO: Scott Siegel
FROM: Yuji Naka
DATE: June 19, 1993
Dear Scott,
I am sorry for my late reply, and thank you for sending me your report. I feel honored that you chose me for your report. I was so exited [sic] to read it!
You want to be a game designer, don’t you? Then, let me give you some tips. Please do not stay at home only playing video games, but play outside, and try to get any information you could find. It will help you when your dreams come true!
Again, thank you very much for your support. If you have any comments on our games, or any ideas for new games, please feel free to write me again.
Please say hello to your great father.
Sincerely,
Yuji Naka
Vice President
Sega Technical Institute
Collabreeokee
Karaoke meets Exquisite Corpse
Players: Two or more.
Rules:
One player picks a song, and without telling the other players which song, sings only the first word of the song.
The next player must sing the next word, and so on, until the last word of the song is sung.
For every song successfully sung, all players earn a point.
Example:
Player 1: OnCollabreeokee, 2010.
Player 2: my
Player 3: own,
Player 1: pretending
Player 2: he’s
Player 3: beside
Player 4: me.
Jack’s version of surgery apparently involves just fisting wounds.FUCK YEAH LOST SCRIPTS, 2010
— “Pilot”, Scene 134
Scott & Bonnie, 2010.
(with some extra pixel assistance from Shelley Monahan)
